|5 hearts I loved it. Doesn't necessarily mean it's a Desert Island Keeper, but it's considerable.|
|4.5 hearts Awesome, but something held it back from supernova awesomeness.|
|4 hearts I really liked it, pretty much all around.|
3.5 hearts I more than liked it, but didn't really go crazy about it; I appreciated the main parts.
|3 hearts I liked it. There were some problems, but it wasn't that bad.|
|2.5 hearts It was middle of the fence. Decent but closer to meh.|
|2 hearts Meh.|
1.5 hearts There was only one good thing I could find.
|1 heart Get the hell out of here with this manure; something is seriously wrong, dude.|
| DNF / Broken Heart Did Not Finish; decline to rate for reasons stated in the review.|