--- It's clowns. It's a gangbang. It's helium balloons. ---
nights just don’t go as planned. It’s Halloween and Kyle’s rushing home
to see his boyfriend after a late evening shift at work. As usual, he
takes a shortcut through the local park, but a poster informing about a
killer clown in the area makes him apprehensive about being alone in the
dark. It’s only when he discovers there is a man in a clown costume
following him that he panics. Soon, it turns out his cackling shadow
isn’t the only circus freak hiding in the dark, but what does a bunch of
crazy clowns do when they catch you?
Some nights don't go as planned?
If the plan was, 'Let's Make Halloween Hot as Fuck', then I think the night went exactly as planned.
Maybe just not according to what Kyle had in mind. Once he was keen to the goings on, then hell yeeeeeaaaaah, he liked the plan.
Plans are good.
Especially plans involving gangbanging clowns with balloons.
Kyle was being followed and captured by a coupla creepy clowns. Pretty quickly he realized that his boyfriend, Dan, was in on this and was making his fantasies come true. Even knowing that this was fantasy and that Kyle knew everything was fantasy, it was sooooooo hot. Like, I can't even express the magnitude of all the hotness.
I think the fact that they were clowns is what made the fantasy so damn sexy. Kyle had no idea who these dudes were. He made up nicknames for them to keep 'em all straight in his head. He liked that he was being gangbanged by strangers in front of his boyfriend. I think I liked it, too.
Dan is basically awesome and a badass boyfriend to put the whole scene together for Kyle. Almost makes my heart a little mushy inside.
Moral of this review: Clowns are, in fact, fucking sexy.
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